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Ok, so for me to tell this story, you’re going to have to just accept the fact that Ben decided that the toy he wanted to take in the bath with him was his police officer doll… and of course it had to disrobe.

Ben: Mama, where is his penis?
Monique: He doesn’t have one, because he doesn’t need one.
Ben: Why not?
Monique: Well, what do you do with your penis?
Ben: Go pee.
Monique: So since he is a toy, he doesn’t go pee, so he doesn’t need a penis.
Ben: (turns it around, looks at its rear) He poops?!?!?